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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 12:19

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

HELLO

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Non distinctio minus inventore tempora repudiandae mollitia.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

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No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

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Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Yes sir it is.

After a few moments he returns.

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Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

{RING} {RING}

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Why is there so much evil in the world?

Sure no problem officer.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.